Email, it’s worth it… Wrong


From the Hamster Revolution

Email? It’s free. No stamps!” smirked Harold. “We’ll see,” I replied. “How much time do you spend on email each year?” Harold shook his head, “I have no idea. I guess I get about 50 a day and I probably hit the Send button about 25 times.”

I slid a calculator across my desk. “So you send and receive a total of 75 emails per day. Let’s calculate your annual email volume: Multiply your 75 daily emails by 240, which is the number of work days per year. What do you get?”
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Mother Knows Best

MOTHER ASKED HER CHILD…
— Do you know that God was here, when you were stealing cookies from the kitchen?

Son,
— Yes, I do.

Mom
— And do you know that he was looking at you all this time?

Son
— Yes, I do.

mom
— And how do you think, what he said?

Son
— God said: “There is nobody here but us, so, take some cookies for me, too!”