Dad’s New Years Resolution


When I called my parents to wish them a happy New Year, my dad answered the phone. “Well, Dad, what’s your New Year’s resolution?” I asked him.
“To make your mother as happy as I can all year,” he answered proudly.
Then mom got on, and I said, “What’s your resolution, Mom?” “To see that your dad keeps his New Year’s resolution.”

(SOURCE: http://irsweb.com/. Citation: Jeanette Case, Erie, PA, Readers Digest.)

Christmas New Beginnings

A woman Christmas shopping, had about $150 in cash plus checkbook, drivers license and a credit card. She didn’t realize they  were missing till hours after shopping. She calls all the stores ” nope sorry”. She said to a friend “I know $150 isn’t a lot but at this time of year, and the inconvenience of losing cards etc, she was up all night fretting about it.

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