“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.”
“I got up one morning and couldn’t find my socks, so I called Information. She said, ‘Hello, Information.’ I said, ‘I can’t find my socks.’ She said, ‘They’re behind the couch.’ And they were!
“I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.”
“The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the President doing this morning?”